1 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:03,981 Call me a waiter, because I'm 'bout to put it all on the table, all right? 2 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:07,109 Now, did I lie to Captain tonight? 3 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,443 Yes, I did. 4 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,487 Did I also lie to you? 5 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,155 Also yes. 6 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,032 But you are my booski wooski. 7 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,367 You my everything. 8 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,494 No, no. Don't you do that to me right now. 9 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:20,080 I am this close to cracking it. 10 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,249 You are gonna lose your badge. 11 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,418 Okay, the system is messed up. 12 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,837 -Okay, I'm lost. What's happening? -That's why I'm doing this. 13 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,173 Danner's not supposed to be on this case. 14 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,049 -They're sending somebody else. -That's crazy. 15 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,427 That's good for you, right? That means she can't arrest you. 16 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,470 -I don't think that's how it works. -I think it is, 'cause… 17 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:36,972 -Hey. -…she's not supposed to be here. 18 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,557 Hey, Zoë. 19 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:41,518 -How'd it go in there? -What are you guys listening to? 20 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,645 We're listening to Xavier's music. 21 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:46,565 Kinda remembering-him-by-it kinda thing. 22 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:50,569 Wait. Don't tell me you actually like Xavier's music? 23 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:51,987 -God, no. -Oh, no. 24 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:54,740 Have you heard the love ballads? Have you heard "Pussy Hole"? 25 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:56,783 -That's lovely. -The title kinda turned me off. 26 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:58,410 Have you ever heard his song "Orgasm"? 27 00:01:58,493 --> 00:01:59,578 No. How's that go? 28 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:00,662 -How does it go? -Yeah. 29 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:04,249 Oh, no, another hit's coming 30 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,252 Where'd it go? 31 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:09,378 The man, he makes hits, right? 32 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:12,341 About that mix CD… 33 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:15,594 I should have given it to you. Yeah, I didn't have the guts. 34 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,012 I wish I'd known. 35 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:20,599 You know, maybe things would have been different. 36 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:21,767 Maybe. 37 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,853 Hey, thanks for sticking up for me in there. 38 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,813 -You know, that was really sweet. -What? 39 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:30,442 How would you know that I stuck up for you? 40 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:33,278 -Because-- -Because-- How did-- 41 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:34,947 -How did he hear? -We were listening. 42 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:37,739 How? 43 00:02:37,739 --> 00:02:39,034 When I came in there before, I put my phone in there, 44 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:41,411 and I called Yasper so we're able to listen to everything. 45 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,372 -Look at these. -Oh, my God. 46 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:45,832 -That's gutsy. -I guess. 47 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,627 So, they're talking right now, and you can hear them in there? 48 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,128 Do you wanna listen in? 49 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:51,296 -Yeah. Could I? -Yeah, okay. 50 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:53,423 Yasper, go and give Zoë your headphones now. 51 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,926 I don't want to. It's getting to, like, a good spot. 52 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:59,555 Can you give her the headphones so that Zoë and I can listen together? 53 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,348 Maybe you should listen to mine. 54 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,684 -What you think about that? That cool? -He did it on his own. 55 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:07,646 I believe this belongs in your earhole. 56 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:08,856 Thank you. 57 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,859 -You're afraid of my mouth germs? -Your saliva. 58 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:14,111 -That's where most of the germs live. -Well… 59 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,612 -Enjoy. -Thank you. 60 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,738 -I can't… -Oh, my God. 61 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:17,823 What are they saying? 62 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,241 -They're still fighting. -Can you give a sec? 63 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,493 -I can't even hear from that side. -Just one second, pal. 64 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:24,288 Aldrin Germain? The "ringer"? 65 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,707 -The detective they're bringing from LA? -Yeah? 66 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:27,875 I know him. 67 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:32,296 So what? Everybody knows him. He solved the La Brea Tar Pits murders. 68 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:36,216 They're making a limited series out of it. A-list cast. Clearly an awards play. 69 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,509 No! 70 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:39,761 I mean I know him. 71 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:43,015 We were in police academy together, down in LA. 72 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:47,477 Before I learned how screwed-up it all is. 73 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,770 What are you doing? 74 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,230 I never thought I'd be a cop. 75 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:51,523 Don't tell your story now. 76 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:52,900 But my dad was a cop. 77 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:54,943 His dad was a cop. 78 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,238 But I was Daddy's little girl. 79 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,241 And he didn't want me to be a cop. 80 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:04,369 He said it wasn't a girl's job. 81 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:10,083 And when my dad died, everything changed. 82 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,961 And I decided I wanted to help people the way my dad did. 83 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:23,055 So I joined up. 84 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:27,309 And my dad was right. It's a real boys' club. 85 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,521 -Right behind you. Right behind you. -Okay. I know you're behind me. 86 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,606 Okay. All right, let's go. Go, go, go. 87 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,900 One way or another, I kept up just fine. 88 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:38,070 Over. Under. 89 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:40,906 Over. 90 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,159 Under. 91 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:45,744 Under. 92 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:47,412 Under. 93 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:53,460 Germain was the golden boy. Fast, smart, a real climber. Literally. 94 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:00,968 Dang it. 95 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:03,804 Come on, Mad Dog. You got this. Get up that wall. 96 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:04,972 -Mad Dog? -Come on. 97 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,432 Okay. 98 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:10,183 All right. 99 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,062 Yeah. You all right? 100 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,438 -Yeah, thanks. -Yeah. Yeah. 101 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,148 -Thanks for having my back. -Yeah. 102 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:17,568 Well, you know, we all gotta finish the whole thing under time, 103 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,319 or else they make us run it again, so… 104 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:21,738 Right. 105 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,241 Listen. Three doors down you can get a-- 106 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,243 Hey, Danner. Nice form on those push-ups. 107 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,079 Man, you dropped to your knees. I saw you. 108 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,372 Night, gentlemen. 109 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,583 Hey, come on. Come have a drink with us. 110 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,919 -Really? -Yeah, we need a designated driver. 111 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:39,256 Damn, I forgot to put a car seat in my car for you, Little Bill. 112 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,382 Sorry. 113 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:46,305 Honor. Ethics. Commitment. 114 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,724 It wasn't easy, but I finally made it. 115 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:51,643 And remember, what you did yesterday is not nearly as important 116 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,770 as what you will do today. 117 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:58,609 Because the people out there depend on you. 118 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,152 Don't let them down. 119 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:03,488 I was a part of something. I was finally gonna help people. 120 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,744 So, you say the package was stolen from the front porch? 121 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,370 Yeah, I ordered it online. 122 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,247 It was a microwave egg pod cooker. 123 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:15,000 Cooks eggs perfectly. Does all the work for you. 124 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,793 I have one myself. 125 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,795 -When did this happen? -Two days ago. 126 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,590 We'll do everything that we can to locate it. 127 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:24,426 And I'm just telling you, honey, when you get that in your life, 128 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:27,846 it is going to step your brunch game up times ten. 129 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:30,098 Everybody's gonna be jealous of your deviled eggs. 130 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:33,060 Lady, let's be honest, we're not gonna find your egg ball. 131 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,104 -Pod cooker. -Thank you, Danner. 132 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,524 Look, packages get stolen. 133 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:41,818 Unless we catch the guy in the act, not really much we can do. 134 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,820 -You know, it wasn't a guy. -What's that? 135 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,740 I know it was a girl. I caught her with my new doorbell camera. 136 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,200 Neat. 137 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,451 Can I see? 138 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:51,620 Is that green hair? 139 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,622 Ma'am, do you think we can get a copy of this video? 140 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,250 I posted it online right away. The whole world has it. 141 00:06:57,501 --> 00:07:00,337 I don't understand. Why didn't you call us when it happened? 142 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,005 I didn't think you'd do anything. 143 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,508 But then I found out I need a police report 144 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,218 in order to get them to send me a new one. 145 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,302 Right. 146 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:10,848 187. 187. Viewridge Drive perimeter. 147 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:13,851 Did she just say 187? 148 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,270 Oh, yeah. Homicide. 149 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:17,896 -Whoa. -Holy shit. 150 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,315 Well, listen, Viewridge Drive is just the next street over. 151 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:21,942 Okay. I'm sorry for the cursing. 152 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,569 I don't give a fuck. 153 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,112 Let's go. Come on. What are you doing? 154 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:26,238 I'm coming. 155 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,952 This much police presence, must be somebody famous. 156 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,912 But not that famous. 157 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:36,164 Maybe a writer? 158 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:40,002 Danner. Kleyes. Nah, nah. 159 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,379 I need you to guard the perimeter. No one in or out. 160 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,173 We get gawkers, send 'em packing. 161 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,924 Yes, sir, we're on it. 162 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,050 But whose house is this? 163 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:50,012 Pretty sure that's not information you need to know to do your job. 164 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,805 But let me guess, guy on the porch, 165 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,391 okay, husband of the deceased? 166 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,226 Perimeter. Now. 167 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,937 Some fancy pants gets killed 168 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:01,940 in the middle of the day in a low-crime neighborhood. 169 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:04,109 Nine times out of ten, it's a domestic. 170 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:08,155 Husband comes home, catches his wife cheating, 171 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,948 gets nuts with a rake 172 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:12,326 or a swimming pool thing or something like that. 173 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:16,205 But here, the husband isn't under arrest. 174 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:18,248 Sitting on the porch crying. 175 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,751 Doesn't add up. 176 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:24,922 You say something? 177 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:30,093 Why don't we split up and really work the perimeter? 178 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,136 Yeah, it's a good idea. 179 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,431 Homicide. 180 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:35,765 Yeah. 181 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:40,187 This has to be the dumbest-- I don't know why they partnered me with him. 182 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,232 Tricia! Trish! Hey, girl. 183 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,568 Heya, Danner. It's been a minute. 184 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:47,653 Yeah, yeah. 185 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,571 Yeah, they let you out of the lab now, huh? 186 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:51,907 So, what's the 411? I hear it's not a domestic. 187 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:54,117 No, husband's the one who found her. 188 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,453 Wife's name is Uma something. 189 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,080 Husband's Vaughn. He's a TV writer. 190 00:08:58,163 --> 00:08:59,248 I knew it. 191 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,959 Whole thing happened at the front door. They got it on the doorbell cam. 192 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,378 Girl in a blue hoodie is on the front porch stealing a package. 193 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:07,840 Can't see her face, of course. Wife opens the door, then bam. 194 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:09,550 Blue hoodie? Did she have green hair? 195 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:10,801 How'd you know that? 196 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,719 Holy shit. 197 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:16,807 All right, let's talk to the housekeeper, see if she's seen that blue hoodie before. 198 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:20,644 You know what, let's run down their close contacts just for shits and gigs. 199 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,271 -Detective Germain, sir? -Jesus. 200 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,606 -Sorry for interrupting. -Yeah, what is it, Officer? 201 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,025 Mad Dog Danner. 202 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:29,987 Still on the beat I see. 203 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,281 Definitely on the road to detective. 204 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:34,032 Not as fast a road as you've been on. 205 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:36,535 You just went "bloop." Shot right up there. 206 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:39,246 Yeah, you know what? It's a closed crime scene, so… 207 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,623 But I have some information I think might be helpful to you. 208 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,128 Okay, Mad Dog. 209 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:48,589 Dazzle me. 210 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:51,341 I've been working on some package thefts going on in the neighborhood. 211 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:57,306 And I have footage here of a microwave egg pod cooker being stolen. 212 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,141 They cook the eggs perfectly every time. 213 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:02,186 That's from a doorbell cam at a house about two blocks away from here. 214 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:05,105 -Where did you get this? -Online. The homeowner posted it. 215 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:07,107 Blue hoodie. Green hair. 216 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,817 Could be this person that we're looking for. 217 00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:12,362 Well, I'm impressed, Danner. A lot of guys around here don't really give a shit. 218 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,697 Just wanna swagger around, 219 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,450 as if a gun and a badge is gonna make up for them having a tiny pecker. 220 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:19,828 Look at you. Conning your way onto a crime scene. 221 00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:22,956 Going the extra mile. Mad dogging it. I like that. 222 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,542 People depend on us, and I don't wanna let 'em down. 223 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,877 Besides, I don't have a pecker. 224 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,670 Just gonna have to take your word for it. 225 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,382 Check this out. 226 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,094 -What? What? -Think that might be your girl? 227 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,680 Well, blue hoodie, green hair. 228 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:41,850 Looks white to me. I mean, right to me. 229 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,894 Well, who knows? Maybe we can get lucky 230 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,522 and pull one of the license plate tags from your video. 231 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,357 Nice work, Danner. 232 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,691 Pros will take it from here. 233 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,528 Think I can get my phone back? 234 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:54,738 Detective, I need my phone. 235 00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:57,032 Detective? 236 00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,327 You know I can't come in here without the blue "foot-y" things. 237 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:03,247 I need the blue bootee-- You ain't gonna put your bootees on? 238 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,542 You not following protocol? Well, then I won't follow protocol. 239 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,419 Danner, what does this have to do with this case tonight? 240 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,380 -How is this relevant? -This is so much tension. 241 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,799 -It totally relates. Just let me finish. -We don't have time. 242 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,801 -This is important. -What are they saying? 243 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,094 Yas, we'll tell you. 244 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,387 We'll tell you. 245 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,055 -I'll be over here. -Anyways… 246 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:24,685 Why the hell are we in Echo Park? This is way out of our area. 247 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:28,522 I ran the partial license plate on that car in the video. 248 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,191 -Got an address. -Didn't Germain say he'd handle it? 249 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:33,110 I know. I wanna help out. 250 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:34,987 Mad dogging it. 251 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,240 Oh, shit. 252 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,119 -That's hot. That's so hot. -That's the car. 253 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,787 That's the car right there. 254 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:54,256 Hold on. There's latte on my gun. There's latte. 255 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,592 Have you ever shot that thing? 256 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,052 Not in the field, no. 257 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,388 But I did get pretty drunk at my cousin's wedding 258 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,725 and unloaded a clip into a pile of decorative pillows. 259 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:08,187 Needless to say, the bride was not thrilled. 260 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,522 Are you sure you're not from Florida, man? 261 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,774 Arizona. It's like the Florida of the West. 262 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,116 Do it. 263 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,203 LAPD. 264 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,664 Is this your car, sir? 265 00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:31,960 Go, go, go! 266 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,506 They're in an alley. Headed towards the alley. 267 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,299 Copy that. I'm in the car. 268 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,593 Freeze! Slow down! You better stop. 269 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:42,471 I could do this all day. I used to run cross-country. 270 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:46,183 Freeze! Freeze! 271 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,311 -Drop your weapons and put your hands up. -Against the fence. Hands in the air. 272 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,396 The pot. I have a prescription. 273 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,524 Girl, don't nobody give no damn about no pot. 274 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,484 -You have any weapons? -No. 275 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,444 Don't mess with me, pal. 276 00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:58,779 Whoa, partner. 277 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:01,031 Come on now. We just trying to talk to 'em. 278 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,659 Men, right? They get the chasing, 279 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,577 they start wanting to fight like a grizzly bear. 280 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,955 What are you doing walking around with these marijuana bongs? 281 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,249 -What's your name? -Willow. 282 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,835 Is that from the movie or the tree? 283 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:16,797 Movie, actually. My mom really liked it for some reason. 284 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,715 Val Kilmer was fine as hell in that movie. 285 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,384 What was his character's name? 286 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:21,969 Madmartigan? 287 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,179 Yes. And he helped Willow. 288 00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:26,265 Some people call me Mad Dog. 289 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,517 And I'm here to help you. 290 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:30,352 Put your hands down. 291 00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:34,231 "Valerie." Who's that? Your girlfriend? 292 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,566 My mom. 293 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,359 You two must be really close, huh? 294 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,695 Well, actually, she passed last year. 295 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,030 I'm sorry to hear that. It can be tough. 296 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:45,492 So tell me, what have you been doing in Studio City? 297 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:50,789 Shit. Look, my dad and I don't talk anymore. 298 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,499 It's on me to pay for my sister to go to school. 299 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,585 She's, like, a genius or something. 300 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,211 So I've been doing food deliveries. 301 00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:59,673 And, yeah, I did steal the package off the porch a couple days ago, 302 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,300 but it was just a dumb egg cooker. 303 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,844 Wait. Hold up. Did you call it dumb? It is not dumb. 304 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,597 I just didn't think the cops would care. It's a victimless crime. 305 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,600 You know what isn't a victimless crime? 306 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,520 Murder. 307 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:15,397 Murder? What are you talking about? 308 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,652 Look at her in there. Just pouting. 309 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,821 Terrified. 310 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,407 Like an adorable castoff from an X-Men movie. 311 00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:27,910 It's a good get, Danner. 312 00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:28,994 Thanks. 313 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,581 But I don't know. She says she wasn't in Studio City yesterday. 314 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:33,916 And I kinda believe her. 315 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,793 We got her on camera. This thing's a slam dunk. 316 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,379 Yeah, but there's something that's just not right about it. 317 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:43,050 -Hey, you wanna help me question her? -Really? You wanna add me to the case? 318 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,510 No, this is still my case. 319 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:47,471 But I just figured I'd show you a thing or two, 320 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,557 stuff they don't show you in training. You wanna be a detective, right? 321 00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:52,476 Do Black women tie their hair up at night? 322 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,647 You should know the answer to this. 323 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,565 -And it is a yes. -The answer is yes. 324 00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,234 Follow my lead. 325 00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:03,028 I didn't sell the pod cooker thing yet. Can I just give it back? 326 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,865 Look, I don't care about some stolen packages, okay? 327 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,284 What I do care about 328 00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:13,455 is the wife of the producer of one of the best goddamn cop shows I've ever seen, 329 00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:18,126 whose only crime was opening the door while you were stealing her package. 330 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,963 -So you killed her. -I didn't kill her. 331 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,465 I don't know what you're talking about. I swear. 332 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:26,426 Then why did we find your prints at the scene? 333 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,096 No! No, no. That's impossible. 334 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,557 No. There's pictures on Instagram. 335 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,852 My boyfriend and I went to this stupid art thing in Eagle Rock. 336 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:38,021 It's nowhere near Studio City. Check it, @willowywave. 337 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,232 I don't like social media. Brings out the worst in people. 338 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,818 I like Facebook though. Connects you to people from the past, 339 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,611 who thought you might've been a dork in high school. 340 00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,947 -Please! -Found it. 341 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:50,701 Yeah, that's a big old painting on a wall. 342 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:54,288 And look at that. What is that? A Pegasus or a unicorn? 343 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,874 -Pegacorn. -Okay, a pegacorn. 344 00:15:56,957 --> 00:16:01,545 But you know what is crazy is she's wearing a red hoodie, 345 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,629 not a blue one. 346 00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:04,965 See? I didn't do it. I'm telling you the truth. 347 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:08,093 What? You think there's some other green-haired girl wearing a blue hoodie 348 00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:09,720 that just happened to be in the area? 349 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,805 Yeah, but it seems kind of weird, you know. 350 00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:14,933 Like, driving all the way to Studio City, 351 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,936 change your clothes, kill somebody, 352 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,938 drive all the way back, change your clothes-- 353 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,190 Mad Dog! 354 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,443 -Stop. -You all right? 355 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,612 Why don't you go find us some coffees? 356 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,906 Well, I already had some coffee, like, a hour ago-- 357 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,532 Well, I would love one. 358 00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:31,742 Yes, sir. 359 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:37,164 Look, I don't think you meant to kill anybody, okay? 360 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:40,542 You were high, feeling anxious, she surprised you, you lashed out. 361 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:43,378 If you admit that, this whole thing will go a lot easier for ya. 362 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,088 Danner? 363 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,508 I was just wondering if you wanted sugar or cream or… 364 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,344 Full-fat goat milk. Dusting of cocoa. 365 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:53,138 Damn, that sounds like you want me to go to a coffee shop. 366 00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:55,682 I was talking about-- You said coffee, like… 367 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,435 All right, then. 368 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:02,314 Something was off. And not just his foo-foo-ass coffee order. 369 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:05,943 Fingerprints. 370 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,086 I knew it. 371 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:27,589 How you gonna leave fingerprints when you're wearing gloves? 372 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,925 But why wear gloves that time, 373 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,677 and not the day before? 374 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,305 Zoom in here. 375 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:41,562 Kleyes, does this woman look surprised or confused? 376 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,733 Okay. 377 00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:49,611 Well, I think she looks confused 378 00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,739 like she might have recognized the killer. 379 00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:57,536 This might be a copycat. Yep, let me look at this other video. 380 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,581 It's probably a copycat. 381 00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:03,125 You talking to me? 382 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,212 New Linkin Park. It freaking rips. 383 00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:14,428 While my partner focused on his air-drumming skills, 384 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,054 I went looking for answers. 385 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:19,975 Sorry to bother you during such a difficult time. 386 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:23,604 No, it's quite all right. There's always time for law enforcement. 387 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,315 I'm a huge supporter of what you guys do. 388 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:30,027 I'm sure you're aware of my television show, Marshall Law? 389 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,738 Yeah. Thursdays, 9:00 p.m. after Burden of Ruth. 390 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,823 Terrible time slot. Comedies are at 9:00. 391 00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,742 Adventures at 10:00, but they don't listen. 392 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,912 Detective Germain said that you've made an arrest? 393 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,831 Yes, a suspect has been apprehended. 394 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,334 That's such a relief. 395 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:48,337 You can imagine this whole thing has been very overwhelming for me. 396 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,591 Hopefully, this will bring a little closure, you know? 397 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:57,888 I was just trying to, you know, tie up some loose ends. 398 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:01,225 I'm the type that likes to, like, cross the t's, dot the i's. 399 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,643 I even dot the j's-- 400 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,144 How can I help you? 401 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,772 I was wondering, 402 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,733 do you know if there was anyone that had a grudge against your wife? 403 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,027 I thought it was the package thief. 404 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:15,906 -The woman with the green hair? -Well, that's what everybody's thinking. 405 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:19,076 I just want to be extra sure it's not a copycat. 406 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:23,080 Not someone who may have saw the video uploaded to the Internet 407 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:26,917 and thought, "Hey. I could do that." 408 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,752 And pretend to be a package thief. 409 00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,754 Are you saying that the case is still open? 410 00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:33,090 All cases are open until there's a conviction. 411 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,968 -Am I a suspect in my wife's murder? -That is not exactly what I-- 412 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:38,053 I know how this thing goes. I write Marshall Law. 413 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,596 This is in pretty much every episode. 414 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,766 I told him, I was on set at the time of the murder. 415 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:46,186 I was making my television show, coaxing some actor out of his trailer, 416 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,938 'cause he was complaining about his call time. 417 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,606 Well, my wife died, Gary. 418 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,358 I was with you instead of at home! 419 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,193 -I need you to bring it down. -Hours later-- 420 00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:56,488 -You're at ten. Need to be down at five. -I will calm down. I discovered my wife… 421 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,866 -No! No! No. -…dead in the dining room. 422 00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:01,201 I'm not saying that you are a suspect, okay? 423 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,787 And here's why. The killer wore gloves. 424 00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:07,749 They didn't want their fingerprints to be found anywhere, all right? 425 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,002 You live here, your fingerprints are everywhere. 426 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:11,837 Why would you wear gloves? 427 00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,506 I just wanna know. 428 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:18,552 Is there anyone who would've wanted your wife gone? 429 00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:23,974 Hello? Vaughn? 430 00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:26,560 Hi. 431 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,188 -Hey. Hey. -I'm so sorry. 432 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,647 Okay. 433 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,233 Okay. 434 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,278 -Is this a bad time? -No, no. Please. 435 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:39,114 This is Tatiana. She's the costumer on Marshall Law. 436 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:40,282 Nice dress. 437 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:44,286 As well as Waikiki Medical and Fire, most recently. 438 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,038 This is Detective-- 439 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,081 Actually, I'm not a detective yet. 440 00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:49,583 I'm Officer Danner. 441 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,210 But Detective Germain sent you? 442 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,795 You know, I ought to let you guys get to it. 443 00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:56,089 I just wanna say I'm sorry for your loss. 444 00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:57,341 Thank you so much. 445 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,675 Yeah. 446 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,475 -I really do like that dress. -Thanks. 447 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:09,478 Our rules say you can't touch me, Bishop Marshall. 448 00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:12,314 Well, you should know by now 449 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,358 that I play by my own rules. 450 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:15,901 Get off me, puerco. 451 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,611 No puerco for me. 452 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:21,740 But if you wanna make a frittata, you're gonna have to bust some huevos. 453 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,286 The next day, I visited the set of Marshall Law, 454 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:28,497 the show that was basically everything wrong 455 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,666 with how TV portrays police and crime 456 00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:33,669 in a corny-ass 44-minute package. 457 00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:35,796 Cough up the details. 458 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,923 Okay, okay. I'll talk. 459 00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,509 You better be telling me the truth, ese. 460 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,304 Otherwise, I'm gonna alert my backup, 461 00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,515 and they're gonna give you a piece of the action. 462 00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:48,559 Sorry. 463 00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:50,143 I'm not supposed to be here. 464 00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:52,062 I'm looking for Tatiana. 465 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:55,315 And also, this is not how law enforcement works at all. 466 00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:56,525 It's not like that. 467 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,861 You're really not doing a good job. 468 00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:00,946 Is there a rewrite somebody didn't tell me about? 469 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,073 -Cut. -Hey, what are you doing here? 470 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,450 Could I get you over there with the other background, please? 471 00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:06,535 I'm not a-- 472 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,954 -I'm actually looking for Tatiana-- -Tatiana. Got it. 473 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,539 Your costume looks just fine. 474 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,374 Well, this is not a costume. This is my uniform. 475 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:15,752 Uh-oh. Real cop. Let's go. Come on. I love that. Love method acting. 476 00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:18,463 -Ma'am, can you remove your hand? -Hey, I love extras. Let's go. 477 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:20,549 Okay. Did you just tap my ass? 478 00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:29,141 Problem with your costume? 479 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:32,436 No. Why does everybody think I'm one of these actors? 480 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:35,063 Wait. She's a real cop. 481 00:22:35,147 --> 00:22:36,440 Good to see you. 482 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,775 Is this about Vaughn's wife? So sad. 483 00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:41,236 Well, I'm sorry to be disturbing you guys at work, 484 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,571 but I just wanted to know, 485 00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:45,240 where were you guys around lunchtime on Tuesday? 486 00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:46,742 We all eat under the tent. 487 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,493 Tuesday is chili day. 488 00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:49,620 Chili day? 489 00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:52,414 I bet it's interesting in here after lunch. 490 00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:56,293 But Tatiana's a vegan, so she always makes a salad. 491 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:59,505 So you don't sit under the tent with everyone else? 492 00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:02,132 No. I was. Giant salad, under the tent. 493 00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:05,052 Anyways, so you guys eat lunch together? Every day? 494 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:07,971 The whole crew? Even Vaughn? Was Vaughn there too? 495 00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:11,391 No. Vaughn always takes a nap in his trailer during lunch. 496 00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:14,144 Glad he got some rest, though. 'Cause a few hours later… 497 00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,897 Poor thing. Probably hasn't slept since. 498 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:19,024 These are some nice hoodies here. 499 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:21,443 Does he come in here often? 500 00:23:21,527 --> 00:23:23,946 No, we usually just show him pics. 501 00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:26,657 He did come in on Monday, remember? 502 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:29,868 To borrow some stuff for a costume for his nephew or something. 503 00:23:29,952 --> 00:23:31,954 -Oh, yeah. -What did he take? 504 00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:34,915 Why? Is he a suspect? 505 00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:37,000 I'm just being thorough, that's all. 506 00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:39,044 You know what? I will let you guys get back 507 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,755 to reinforcing that cultural stereotypes that y'all do. 508 00:23:41,839 --> 00:23:44,049 Okay. All right. Y'all have a good day. 509 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:46,176 I love your hair. 510 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:49,054 It kind of reminds me of Wendy's. You know, from the burger place? 511 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:51,098 -I get that all the time. -Yeah, it's so cute. 512 00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:55,060 Hey. 513 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:59,314 What the hell do you think you're doing questioning the husband of the deceased? 514 00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:00,816 Showing initiative. 515 00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:03,443 -Mad dogging it. -No. It's not fucking cute this time. 516 00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:05,988 Listen, we just announced the arrest of the killer. 517 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:07,197 The stoner punk chick. 518 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:08,490 Willow? 519 00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:11,827 No, no. Look, I found something. I think she's innocent. 520 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,203 She is a thief. 521 00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:14,454 She is a drug user. 522 00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:16,874 She did it, end of story. 523 00:24:16,957 --> 00:24:19,960 She's willing to take a deal right now, rather than risk the jail time. 524 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:22,588 And you're gonna fuck up my clearance record with this crap. 525 00:24:22,671 --> 00:24:24,214 Plus, Vaughn was super impressed with me 526 00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:25,799 and wants to make me a consultant on the show. 527 00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:27,467 So don't mess it all up! 528 00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:29,094 But don't you wanna make sure 529 00:24:29,178 --> 00:24:31,305 that you got the right person that you're putting in jail? 530 00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:33,557 I thought you wanted to be a homicide detective. 531 00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:37,019 'Cause shit like this is not gonna get you there. 532 00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:40,063 You're looking for a homicide detective? 533 00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:41,481 I don't know you. 534 00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:43,233 I don't-- Cool. 535 00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:46,069 You know why I call you Mad Dog? 536 00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:49,448 Because you need to be put down. 537 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:55,871 Oh, man. 538 00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:57,372 "You need to be put down." 539 00:24:57,956 --> 00:25:00,584 -You need to shut the fuck up. -Okay. 540 00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:09,218 Danner. I hear you're not being a team player. 541 00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:12,387 What? No. No, I'm just trying to do what's right. 542 00:25:12,471 --> 00:25:13,680 In this department, 543 00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:16,183 we need to have each other's backs. 544 00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:23,690 You think he was having an affair? 545 00:25:23,774 --> 00:25:26,401 Mama, there was a look between him and that costume designer. 546 00:25:26,944 --> 00:25:29,029 I know that look. 547 00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:30,531 Why are you chasing this? 548 00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:32,449 What do you think you're gonna get out of it? 549 00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:33,534 I don't know. 550 00:25:34,243 --> 00:25:37,496 But Germain thinks he is Bishop Marshall. 551 00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:40,457 Always right, you know. 552 00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:44,294 Breaking all the rules. Taking out punks. 553 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:46,630 It's way more complicated than that. 554 00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:48,966 You've been an officer six years, 555 00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,051 and they haven't made you a detective yet. 556 00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:52,511 Maybe your dad was right. 557 00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:54,972 You could go back to teaching. 558 00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:57,224 Ma, I gotta go. Bye. 559 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:02,813 This guy's not gonna crack. 560 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:08,277 Chief, take a walk around the block. 561 00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:12,030 I'll get him to talk. 562 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:19,913 He can't see you. 563 00:26:19,997 --> 00:26:21,498 He knows I'm here. 564 00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:23,959 This show sucks. 565 00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:26,920 I just couldn't let it go. 566 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:30,132 Excuse me. Are you Willow Landy's attorney? 567 00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:32,215 Can I help you? 568 00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:33,218 Yes. I have something I'd like to talk to you about. 569 00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:34,803 Check out this video. 570 00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:36,889 So, I told him everything I knew. 571 00:26:36,972 --> 00:26:37,973 Wait, so you think-- 572 00:26:38,056 --> 00:26:39,808 Vaughn saw the video, 573 00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:42,311 borrowed a costume from his set, 574 00:26:42,394 --> 00:26:46,607 then he probably added some socks or something to his chest. 575 00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:49,526 Pretended he was the package thief. 576 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:51,653 He hid his face from the camera, 577 00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:53,614 killed his wife 578 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:55,699 because she found out about his affair. 579 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:59,328 He wore the same costume, but he added gloves. 580 00:26:59,411 --> 00:27:01,163 Not to hide fingerprints, 581 00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:04,625 but because he didn't have a tattoo on the back of his hand. 582 00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:09,338 Now, see, Willow has "Valerie" in that first video on the back of her hand. 583 00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:12,257 That's her mom's name. Valerie. 584 00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:15,761 Look, I'm sorry-- 585 00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:19,932 I know it sounds crazy, but please don't give up on this girl. Okay? 586 00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:21,975 Talk to some of his workers on his show. 587 00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:25,521 He borrowed a costume for his nephew. 588 00:27:25,604 --> 00:27:27,189 He don't have no nephews. 589 00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:30,859 He got one niece that is pretty burly looking 590 00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:32,236 but not a nephew. 591 00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:34,613 Fine. I'll look into it. 592 00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:39,368 Thanks. But please don't tell anybody you heard it from me. 593 00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:41,954 -I don't even know you. -Great. 594 00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:46,416 He's totally gonna tell everyone. 595 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,043 And he did. 596 00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:51,046 They reassigned me to the records room. 597 00:27:51,129 --> 00:27:53,006 No chance for advancement. 598 00:27:55,008 --> 00:27:57,970 Oopsie-daisy. Thanks for being a team player, sport. 599 00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:07,938 But it was worth it 600 00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:09,898 because Willow's case was dismissed. 601 00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:16,113 Pink. I like it. 602 00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:19,074 My lawyer told me you're the reason I got out. 603 00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:21,368 That guy cannot keep a secret. 604 00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:22,786 Yeah. 605 00:28:23,537 --> 00:28:25,372 No, seriously. Thank you. 606 00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:27,124 You're the only one who listened to me. 607 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:30,377 Anyway, I want you to know I'm giving the egg pod cooker back. I promise. 608 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:31,879 Keep it. 609 00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:34,047 Mrs. Pattendole already got a new one. 610 00:28:34,131 --> 00:28:36,216 Besides, you deserve a good deviled egg. 611 00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,510 Cool. I've really never had one. 612 00:28:38,594 --> 00:28:40,387 -You never had a deviled egg? -No. 613 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,556 Girl, let me tell you something. They are delicious. 614 00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:44,975 You get that deviled egg, cut the boiled egg in half, right? 615 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:46,935 -Okay. -Then you scoop out the yellow part. 616 00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:50,439 You put that in a bowl, you stir that up, and you add your seasonings and spices. 617 00:28:50,522 --> 00:28:53,483 You know, garlic, salt, a little paprika… 618 00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:57,112 You sprinkle that on top, and then I like to get the oil of bell pepper. 619 00:28:57,196 --> 00:28:58,780 -Then you wanna put some olives-- -Danner! 620 00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:00,908 What happened to Vaughn? Did he go to jail? 621 00:29:00,991 --> 00:29:02,784 No. Not enough evidence. 622 00:29:02,868 --> 00:29:06,330 I would have quit, but I couldn't let that fucking game win, 623 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:07,456 you know what I'm saying? 624 00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:10,334 So I moved up here for a fresh start. 625 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:13,003 No more baggage, new department. 626 00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:14,338 -So I have-- -Okay, okay. 627 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:16,715 So your point is what, that Aniq is innocent? 628 00:29:17,925 --> 00:29:20,719 -I don't know. -You don't know? 629 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,012 But what I do know 630 00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:25,516 is if we don't solve this case before Germain gets here, 631 00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:28,185 Aniq is going down whether he did it or not. 632 00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:30,854 -Just like he tried to do with Willow. -No. 633 00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:32,689 I actually think you've gone soft on Aniq 634 00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:35,442 because you think of him as some sort of kindred spirit or whatever. 635 00:29:35,526 --> 00:29:38,028 -But he's been playing you the whole time. -Maybe. 636 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:45,327 I knew it. Your boy's been listening in illegally without consent. 637 00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:47,162 He's been trying to hear what everyone else said 638 00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:48,914 so he could get his alibi straight. 639 00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:52,543 One second. Hey, Aniq. Yeah, it's Culp. Ya busted. 640 00:29:52,626 --> 00:29:53,627 Oh, no. 641 00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:55,587 -What? What, what? -Oh, no. I'm screwed. 642 00:29:55,671 --> 00:29:56,713 What happened? What happened? 643 00:29:56,797 --> 00:29:58,048 -Aniq, hey. Look. -I can't-- 644 00:29:58,131 --> 00:30:00,676 -I still don't think you did it. -Well, thank you very much. 645 00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:02,761 Maybe you can visit me when I'm in prison. 646 00:30:02,845 --> 00:30:04,805 Don't know if they'll let you bring a little file-- 647 00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:06,473 -Come on. -You gotta tell me what happened. 648 00:30:06,557 --> 00:30:08,267 You can't just leave. Just like it's-- 649 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:09,977 Don't think like that, okay? 650 00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:12,896 Let's just breathe. 651 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:14,314 You and Chelsea were on the stairs. 652 00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:16,567 You'd have seen someone go up before me. It doesn't add up. 653 00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:19,778 Okay. Remember how you said that the thing you like the most about escape rooms 654 00:30:19,862 --> 00:30:23,782 is that they make you feel lost and hopeless and stuck? 655 00:30:23,866 --> 00:30:27,244 But eventually, everyone finds their way through. 656 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:28,537 You said that. 657 00:30:29,705 --> 00:30:30,789 So sweet. 658 00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:36,420 -Hi. -Hi. 659 00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:37,880 Hey. 660 00:30:40,382 --> 00:30:42,885 You know, I've never seen a sunrise. 661 00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:45,387 The view. 662 00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:48,557 We're in the middle of some-- 663 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,641 Thank you. 664 00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:55,689 Okay. Aniq, I will admit, has done some things 665 00:30:55,772 --> 00:30:58,942 that make him seem not innocent at all. 666 00:30:59,026 --> 00:31:00,485 -But-- -Danner, Danner. 667 00:31:00,569 --> 00:31:04,781 When you hear the clomping of hooves, think horses, not zebras. 668 00:31:04,865 --> 00:31:06,658 Is this a riddle? You know I'm good at riddles. 669 00:31:06,742 --> 00:31:08,827 Usually, the simplest answer is the right one. 670 00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:10,662 And in this case, it's Aniq. 671 00:31:10,746 --> 00:31:13,707 But if you hear the clomping of hooves in Tanzania, 672 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:15,584 nine times out of ten, it's zebras. 673 00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:16,835 Oh, my God. 674 00:31:16,919 --> 00:31:19,922 -Your theories are so convoluted. -Or they could be breaking out of the zoo. 675 00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:22,716 Did you see Madagascar with Chris Rock? They had all them animals-- 676 00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:26,178 You think the TV producer dressed up as a woman 677 00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:28,597 and acted like a package thief to kill his wife? 678 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,974 To do that, he would have needed her to open the door 679 00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:33,810 at the exact same moment that he was about to steal the package. 680 00:31:33,894 --> 00:31:35,437 It doesn't make sense, honey. 681 00:31:41,276 --> 00:31:43,612 -It does make sense. -What? 682 00:31:44,363 --> 00:31:46,532 -That's it! -What's it? What? 683 00:31:46,615 --> 00:31:47,991 I know who killed Xavier! 684 00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:49,868 And how they did it. 685 00:31:49,952 --> 00:31:52,829 -I solved it, Culp. I solved it. -What? Who? 686 00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:56,208 Okay, we just gotta tie up a few loose ends like the wig and Jennifer 2. 687 00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:59,336 There are no time for loose ends, okay? You either solved it, or you didn't. 688 00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:01,547 There's one person that I didn't interview 689 00:32:01,630 --> 00:32:03,841 that probably has the answers that I need. 690 00:32:03,924 --> 00:32:05,092 Mommy! 691 00:32:05,175 --> 00:32:07,344 -Maggie? What are you doing here? -Twice in one night. 692 00:32:07,427 --> 00:32:08,929 Okay, I can explain everything. 693 00:32:09,012 --> 00:32:11,056 Hey, honey. Can you hum your quiet song? 694 00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,182 -Yeah. -Okay. 695 00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:14,226 You fucking ball sack. 696 00:32:14,309 --> 00:32:19,857 You are a 6'3" turd in a leather jacket!